Entries from June 2007
On a New York convalescent home: “For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.”
On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.”
At a number of military bases: “Restricted to unauthorized personnel.”
On a display of ‘I love you only’ Valentine cards: “Now available in multi-packs.”
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: “Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.”
In a funeral parlor: “Ask about our layaway plan.”
In a clothing store: “Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”
In a Tacoma, Washington men’s clothing store: “15 men’s wool suits, $10. They wont last an hour!”
On a shopping mall marquee: “Archery Tournament-Ears pierced.”
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Yesterday I saw a liscence plate cover that read:
I like sex!
I’m a Democrat!
A man was driving the truck, and my immediate thought was, “Those of us who don’t tell every one in the world about our sex lives are the one’s having the best sex!” oh, “And, we’re Republicans!”
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Today I shopped at the farmer’s market down the road.
I picked up some green beans, ready to be snapped, corn, ready to be shucked, new potatoes, yum, sweet potatoes, yummy, local honey, fresh local strawberries (which Levi promptly opened and began eating before I paid for them–they are delicious!), small pickling cucumbers, which I wont pickle–I just thought they were the perfect size for the kiddos, and nice big fresh homegrown tomatoes for my Beloved. Ooooooo is he gonna love ‘em!
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